Monthly Archives: September 2016
Week-end Whoopee!!!
Two Swiss lawyers were sitting in a restaurant, talking shop. One of them called across to the waiter and asked: “Does anyone here have a copy of the Swiss Criminal code by any chance?” The owner immediately went up to … Continue reading
Shaw’s Insights!
“If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.” — G.B.S Immaturity
Week-end Whoopee….
The Director arrives at his office an hour late. In the lift he bumps into one of his staff, and observes: “Late again!” The employee answers: “I’m sorry to say, so am I.”
Shaw’s Insights!!!
“Do not do unto others as you would that they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.” — G.B. Shaw ( Maxims for Revolutionists)
Week-end Whoopee!!!!
A reporter asked a football trainer: “How can your team manage to win every match?” “I don’t understand it, either. What’s more, before every game I bet the referee five thousand pounds that we’ll lose.”
Afterthoughts... 