Monthly Archives: February 2016
A Little Talking Bee…
One sunny morning, a little boy was looking at the flowers in the garden. Suddenly, a little bee came and sat on his nose. He was afraid that the bee might sting him. He stood very still. Then the bee … Continue reading
Week-end Whoopee…..
The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense!
A Key!
You are blind and I am deaf and dumb, so let us touch hands and understand. ~Kahlil Gibran (Sand and Foam)
Wilde’s Wit!
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
Wisdom of Africa!
A one-eyed person does not thank God until he meets a blind person at prayer! ~Nigerian
Fear!!!!
There was a lion who feared nothing except the crowing of cocks. A chill would go down his spine whenever he heard a cock crowing. One day he confessed his fear to the elephant, who was greatly amused. “How can … Continue reading
Week-end Whoopee…
Little Johnny was left to fix lunch. When his mother returned with a friend, she noticed that Johnny had already strained the tea. The two women then sipped their tea happily while having lunch. “Was it hard finding the tea … Continue reading
Weird Words of Wisdom!
In the eyes of the lover, pockmarks are dimples! ~Japanese.
The Plutocrat!
In my wanderings I once saw upon an island a man-headed, iron-hoofed monster who ate of the earth and drank of the sea incessantly. And for a long while I watched him. Then I approached him and … Continue reading
Afterthoughts... 