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Category Archives: Wit
“If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.” — G.B.S Immaturity
The Director arrives at his office an hour late. In the lift he bumps into one of his staff, and observes: “Late again!” The employee answers: “I’m sorry to say, so am I.”
Posted in Blogging, Fun, Jokes, Photography, Uncategorized, Wit Tagged directors, employees, late, life, office, people, seagulls 4 Comments
“Do not do unto others as you would that they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.” — G.B. Shaw ( Maxims for Revolutionists)
Posted in Blogging, Photography, Quotes, Thoughts, Uncategorized, Wit Tagged GBShaw, life, maxims, passion flower, satire, smiles, taste, wisdom 6 Comments
A reporter asked a football trainer: “How can your team manage to win every match?” “I don’t understand it, either. What’s more, before every game I bet the referee five thousand pounds that we’ll lose.”
Posted in Blogging, Jokes, Laughter, Photography, Uncategorized, Wit Tagged bees, betting, football, life, referee, reporter, smiles, sport 9 Comments
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. ~G. B. Shaw (Maxims for Revolutionists)
Posted in Blogging, lessons, Photography, Quotes, Thoughts, Uncategorized, Wit Tagged adaptation, fuchsia, GBShaw, lessons, life, man, reason, wisdom, world 12 Comments
“[The] power of accurate observation … is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.” — G.B.Shaw – The World
Posted in Blogging, lessons, Photography, Quotes, Uncategorized, Wit Tagged cacti, cynicism, GBShaw, insights, life, observation, people, wisdom 12 Comments
A sports journalist was reading the results on Television. In one report he suddenly started to stutter as he read off what it said in his manuscript: “O…O…O…O…O…” In agitation the producer whispered: “Do go on, they’re only the Olympic … Continue reading
Posted in Blogging, Fun, Jokes, Laughter, Uncategorized, Wit Tagged journalism, life, olympics, rings, stuttering, television 8 Comments
Wit and Wisdom of Wilde!
“Yet each man kills the thing he loves By each let this be heard Some do it with a bitter look Some with a flattering word The coward does it with a kiss The brave man with a sword” ― … Continue reading
Posted in Photography, Quotes, Uncategorized, values, Wit Tagged bravery, cowardice, kiss, lessons, life, love, people, wilde, wisdom 8 Comments
Wilde’s Wit & Wisdom
Between the optimist and the pessimist, the difference is droll. The optimist sees the doughnut; the pessimist the hole! ~Oscar Wilde.
Posted in lessons, Photography, Quotes, Uncategorized, Wit Tagged dough nut, life, optimism, people, pessimism, smiles, wilde, wisdom 4 Comments
Wilde’s Wit & Wisdom!
” The only difference between the saint and the sinner is that every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.” ~A Woman of No Importance.