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Week-end Whoopee!!!

Two Swiss lawyers were sitting in a restaurant, talking shop. One of them called across to the waiter and asked: “Does anyone here have a copy of the Swiss Criminal code by any chance?” The owner immediately went up to … Continue reading

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Week-end Whoopee!!!!

A reporter asked a football trainer: “How can your team manage to win every match?” “I don’t understand it, either. What’s more, before every game I bet the referee five thousand pounds that we’ll lose.”

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Wilde’s Wit and Wisdom!

A Cynic? Someone who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing!

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Wilde’s Wit and Wisdom.

Sometimes the poor are praised for being thrifty. But to recommend thrift to the poor is both grotesque and insulting. It is like advising a man who is starving to eat less. —The Soul of Man Under Socialism

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Wilde’s Wit!

“When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers. —An Ideal Husband

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A Little Talking Bee…

One sunny morning, a little boy was looking at the flowers in the garden. Suddenly, a little bee came and sat on his nose. He was afraid that the bee might sting him. He stood very still. Then the bee … Continue reading

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Week-end Whoopee!

Toni was somewhat tipsy when he got home. “Freda,” he called to his wife in the bedroom, “start nagging, else I won’t be able to find my bed!”

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