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Week-end Whoopee!!!
Two Swiss lawyers were sitting in a restaurant, talking shop. One of them called across to the waiter and asked: “Does anyone here have a copy of the Swiss Criminal code by any chance?” The owner immediately went up to … Continue reading
Week-end Whoopee!!!!
A reporter asked a football trainer: “How can your team manage to win every match?” “I don’t understand it, either. What’s more, before every game I bet the referee five thousand pounds that we’ll lose.”
Wilde’s Wit and Wisdom!
A Cynic? Someone who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing!
Wilde’s Wit and Wisdom.
Sometimes the poor are praised for being thrifty. But to recommend thrift to the poor is both grotesque and insulting. It is like advising a man who is starving to eat less. —The Soul of Man Under Socialism
A Little Talking Bee…
One sunny morning, a little boy was looking at the flowers in the garden. Suddenly, a little bee came and sat on his nose. He was afraid that the bee might sting him. He stood very still. Then the bee … Continue reading
Week-end Whoopee!
Toni was somewhat tipsy when he got home. “Freda,” he called to his wife in the bedroom, “start nagging, else I won’t be able to find my bed!”
African Wisdom!
Milk and honey have different colors, but they share the same house peacefully. ~African Proverb!
Wilde’s Wit!
I sometimes think that God, in creating man, rather over-estimated his ability!
Wilde’s Wit!
Every great man nowadays has his disciples, but… it is always Judas who writes the biography!
Afterthoughts... 