Category Archives: Laughter
Week-end Whoopee!!!!
A reporter asked a football trainer: “How can your team manage to win every match?” “I don’t understand it, either. What’s more, before every game I bet the referee five thousand pounds that we’ll lose.”
Week-end Whoopee….
She: “Why do you want me to hold your earlobes when we kiss? He: “I once lost my wallet while kissing!”
Week-end Whoopee…
A sports journalist was reading the results on Television. In one report he suddenly started to stutter as he read off what it said in his manuscript: “O…O…O…O…O…” In agitation the producer whispered: “Do go on, they’re only the Olympic … Continue reading
Week-end Whoopee…
A guest shouted at the waiter: “Do you call this strong coffee?” “Certainly, sir. You’ve only taken one sip and you’re already shouting!”
Week-end Whoopee!
A boxer’s wife is awakened in the middle of the night. She can just make out a burglar in the darkness. She prods her husband and whispers: “Wake up, Joe, someone wants a private training session!”
Week-end Whoopee!!
“Tell me, how many beers do you down during the course of a day?” “Between ten and twenty.” “Goodness, I couldn’t even drink that much water.” “Nor could I!”
Week-end Whoopee!
Thommy explained to his teacher: “I’m sorry, sir, I’ve only managed twenty lines of ‘I must keep quiet’. My pen squeaked so much while I was writing that my father shouted, ‘can’t you keep quiet?’
Week-end Whoopee!
Although I read about the dangers of smoking almost daily I simply can’t give it up. What’s your advice? Give up reading!
Week-end Whoopee!!
A Swiss was asked whether he believed in heredity: “Of course, at least, that’s how I came by my money!”
Week-end Whoopee!
Toni was somewhat tipsy when he got home. “Freda,” he called to his wife in the bedroom, “start nagging, else I won’t be able to find my bed!”
Afterthoughts... 