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Shaw’s Insights!
“If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.” — G.B.S Immaturity
Week-end Whoopee….
The Director arrives at his office an hour late. In the lift he bumps into one of his staff, and observes: “Late again!” The employee answers: “I’m sorry to say, so am I.”
Week-end Whoopee….
She: “Why do you want me to hold your earlobes when we kiss? He: “I once lost my wallet while kissing!”
Shaw’s Insights!!!
“[The] power of accurate observation … is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.” — G.B.Shaw – The World
Wit and Wisdom of Wilde!
“Yet each man kills the thing he loves By each let this be heard Some do it with a bitter look Some with a flattering word The coward does it with a kiss The brave man with a sword” ― … Continue reading
Week-end Whoopee…
A guest shouted at the waiter: “Do you call this strong coffee?” “Certainly, sir. You’ve only taken one sip and you’re already shouting!”
Wilde’s Wit & Wisdom
Between the optimist and the pessimist, the difference is droll. The optimist sees the doughnut; the pessimist the hole! ~Oscar Wilde.
Week-end Whoopee….
A drunk was trying to open a lamp-post with his latch-key. In passing, a policeman muttered: “It’s unlikely that there’ll be anyone at home.” “Of course, there is,” the drunk replied, there’s a light on upstairs.
All My Friends – Please Note!
Tempus Fugit! Indeed! 22nd July – just gone, marked a year of my being part of this fantastic Blog Community. I have made many friends in that year….from across the world. I shall always treasure your friendships from which I … Continue reading
Week-end Whoopee!
A boxer’s wife is awakened in the middle of the night. She can just make out a burglar in the darkness. She prods her husband and whispers: “Wake up, Joe, someone wants a private training session!”
Afterthoughts... 