Monthly Archives: May 2016
Wilde’s Wit!
“My dear father, only people who look dull ever get into the House of Commons, and only people who are dull ever succeed there.” ~Lord Goring in ‘The Ideal Husband’
Four Burning Candles!
In a room there were four candles burning. The ambiance was so soft you could hear them talking. The first one said, “I am PEACE, however nobody can keep me lit. I believe I will go out.” It’s flame rapidly … Continue reading
Week-end Whoopee!
Recently my boss told me that I was the only one on his staff who could not be replaced by a computer. What can he mean? Perhaps he meant that so far they’ve not invented a machine that does absolutely … Continue reading
Weird Words of Wisdom!
One who steals a little, is hanged; One who steals much, goes by carriage! ~Estonian
Wilde’s Wit!
When I had to fill in my immigration papers, I gave my age as 19, and my profession as ‘genius’; I added that I had nothing to declare except my talent.
It Will Pass….
A student went to his meditation teacher and said, “My meditation is horrible! I feel so distracted, or my legs ache, or I’m constantly falling asleep. It’s just horrible!” “It will pass,” the teacher said matter-of-factly. A week later, the … Continue reading
African Wisdom!
Whoever wants all…. tells the rest to be contented! ~Ugandan
