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Monthly Archives: May 2016
“My dear father, only people who look dull ever get into the House of Commons, and only people who are dull ever succeed there.” ~Lord Goring in ‘The Ideal Husband’
In a room there were four candles burning. The ambiance was so soft you could hear them talking. The first one said, “I am PEACE, however nobody can keep me lit. I believe I will go out.” It’s flame rapidly … Continue reading
Recently my boss told me that I was the only one on his staff who could not be replaced by a computer. What can he mean? Perhaps he meant that so far they’ve not invented a machine that does absolutely … Continue reading
One who steals a little, is hanged; One who steals much, goes by carriage! ~Estonian
When I had to fill in my immigration papers, I gave my age as 19, and my profession as ‘genius’; I added that I had nothing to declare except my talent.
A student went to his meditation teacher and said, “My meditation is horrible! I feel so distracted, or my legs ache, or I’m constantly falling asleep. It’s just horrible!” “It will pass,” the teacher said matter-of-factly. A week later, the … Continue reading
Whoever wants all…. tells the rest to be contented! ~Ugandan
A seventeen-year old was inadvertently stopped in a traffic check in Zurich. “Where’s your driving license?”, the policeman asked. In embarrassment, the youth answered, “I had always assumed you didn’t get one until you are eighteen.”
One is received according to one’s coat; one is dismissed according to one’s brain! ~Russian.
Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future. 😇