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Week-end Whoopee!!!
Two Swiss lawyers were sitting in a restaurant, talking shop. One of them called across to the waiter and asked: “Does anyone here have a copy of the Swiss Criminal code by any chance?” The owner immediately went up to … Continue reading
Shaw’s Insights!
“If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.” — G.B.S Immaturity
Shaw’s Insights!!!
“Do not do unto others as you would that they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.” — G.B. Shaw ( Maxims for Revolutionists)
Week-end Whoopee!!!!
A reporter asked a football trainer: “How can your team manage to win every match?” “I don’t understand it, either. What’s more, before every game I bet the referee five thousand pounds that we’ll lose.”
Week-end Whoopee….
She: “Why do you want me to hold your earlobes when we kiss? He: “I once lost my wallet while kissing!”
Week-end Whoopee…
A guest shouted at the waiter: “Do you call this strong coffee?” “Certainly, sir. You’ve only taken one sip and you’re already shouting!”
Wilde’s Wit & Wisdom
Between the optimist and the pessimist, the difference is droll. The optimist sees the doughnut; the pessimist the hole! ~Oscar Wilde.
Week-end Whoopee….
A drunk was trying to open a lamp-post with his latch-key. In passing, a policeman muttered: “It’s unlikely that there’ll be anyone at home.” “Of course, there is,” the drunk replied, there’s a light on upstairs.
Wilde’s Wit & Wisdom!
” The only difference between the saint and the sinner is that every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.” ~A Woman of No Importance.
Week-end Whoopee!
A boxer’s wife is awakened in the middle of the night. She can just make out a burglar in the darkness. She prods her husband and whispers: “Wake up, Joe, someone wants a private training session!”
Afterthoughts... 