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Week-end Whoopee!!!

Two Swiss lawyers were sitting in a restaurant, talking shop. One of them called across to the waiter and asked: “Does anyone here have a copy of the Swiss Criminal code by any chance?” The owner immediately went up to … Continue reading

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Shaw’s Insights!

“If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.”  — G.B.S  Immaturity

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Shaw’s Insights!!!

“Do not do unto others as you would that they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.” — G.B. Shaw ( Maxims for Revolutionists)

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Week-end Whoopee!!!!

A reporter asked a football trainer: “How can your team manage to win every match?” “I don’t understand it, either. What’s more, before every game I bet the referee five thousand pounds that we’ll lose.”

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Week-end Whoopee….

She:  “Why do you want me to hold your earlobes when we kiss? He:    “I once lost my wallet while kissing!”

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Week-end Whoopee…

A guest shouted at the waiter: “Do you call this strong coffee?” “Certainly, sir. You’ve only taken one sip and you’re already shouting!”

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Wilde’s Wit & Wisdom

Between the optimist and the pessimist, the difference is droll. The optimist sees the doughnut; the pessimist the hole! ~Oscar Wilde.  

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