Category Archives: Jokes

Week-end Whoopee!!!

Two Swiss lawyers were sitting in a restaurant, talking shop. One of them called across to the waiter and asked: “Does anyone here have a copy of the Swiss Criminal code by any chance?” The owner immediately went up to … Continue reading

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Week-end Whoopee….

The Director arrives at his office an  hour late. In the lift he bumps into one of his staff, and observes: “Late again!” The employee answers: “I’m sorry to say, so am I.”

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Week-end Whoopee!!!!

A reporter asked a football trainer: “How can your team manage to win every match?” “I don’t understand it, either. What’s more, before every game I bet the referee five thousand pounds that we’ll lose.”

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Week-end Whoopee….

She:  “Why do you want me to hold your earlobes when we kiss? He:    “I once lost my wallet while kissing!”

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Week-end Whoopee…

A sports journalist was reading the results on Television. In one report he suddenly started to stutter as he read off what it said in his manuscript: “O…O…O…O…O…” In agitation the producer whispered: “Do go on, they’re only the Olympic … Continue reading

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Week-end Whoopee…

A guest shouted at the waiter: “Do you call this strong coffee?” “Certainly, sir. You’ve only taken one sip and you’re already shouting!”

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Week-end Whoopee….

A drunk was trying to open a lamp-post with his latch-key. In passing, a policeman muttered: “It’s unlikely that there’ll be anyone at home.” “Of course, there is,” the drunk replied, there’s a light on upstairs.

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