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Week-end Whoopee!
A boxer’s wife is awakened in the middle of the night. She can just make out a burglar in the darkness. She prods her husband and whispers: “Wake up, Joe, someone wants a private training session!”
Week-end Whoopee!
I love telling jokes. But whenever I get started my wife picks up her knitting. Why would she do that? Probably because your jokes are so old that she needs to keep her hands busy to avoid strangling you…..!
Week-end Whoopee!
Toni was somewhat tipsy when he got home. “Freda,” he called to his wife in the bedroom, “start nagging, else I won’t be able to find my bed!”
Week-end Whoopee!!
Willi got home late, and his wife asked: “What excuse do you have this time?” “None!” “Oh? And you expect me to believe that?”
Week-end Whoopee!!!
Yesterday my wife said it was incredible what three whiskies could do to me. And I hadn’t drunk anything at all. Perhaps your wife had.
Weird Words of Wisdom!
There is peace in a house where the husband is deaf – And the wife is blind! ~Polish.
Afterthoughts... 