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Week-end Whoopee!

Thommy explained to his teacher: “I’m sorry, sir, I’ve only managed twenty lines of ‘I must keep quiet’. My pen squeaked so much while I was writing that my father shouted, ‘can’t you keep quiet?’ Advertisements

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Just a Thought!

I have learned silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind; yet, strange, I am ungrateful to those teachers. ~Kahlil Gibran.

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Tea Cups…..

A student asked Suzuki Roshi why the Japanese make their teacups so thin and delicate that they break easily. “It’s not that they’re too delicate,” he answered, “but that you don’t know how to handle them. You must adjust yourself … Continue reading

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The End!!!

A young student of Zen happened to break a precious vase belonging to his teacher. When he heard his teacher’s footsteps, he quickly held the broken vase behind him. As the teacher walked up to him, he asked, “Why does … Continue reading

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Week-end Whoopee..

You probably heard this one….Good for an Encore!!! A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn’t paying attention, so she asks him, “If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how … Continue reading

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Week-end Whoopee – Finding Jesus!

A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, “Where is Jesus today?” Steven raises his hand and says, “He’s in Heaven.” Mary answers, “He’s in my heart.” … Continue reading

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