Category Archives: Jokes

Week-end Whoopee!

A boxer’s  wife is awakened in the middle of the night. She can just make out a burglar in the darkness. She prods her husband and whispers: “Wake up, Joe, someone wants a private training session!”

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Week-end Whoopee!!

“Tell me, how many beers do you down during the course of a day?” “Between ten and twenty.” “Goodness, I couldn’t even drink that much water.” “Nor could I!”

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Week-end Whoopee!

Thommy explained to his teacher: “I’m sorry, sir, I’ve only managed twenty lines of ‘I must keep quiet’. My pen squeaked so much while I was writing that my father shouted, ‘can’t you keep quiet?’

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Week-end Whoopee!

Although I read about the dangers of smoking almost daily I simply can’t give it up. What’s your advice? Give up reading!

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Week-end Whoopee!!

A Swiss was asked whether he believed in heredity: “Of course, at least, that’s how I came by my money!”  

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Week-end Whoopee!

I love telling jokes. But whenever I get started my wife picks up her knitting. Why would she do that? Probably because your jokes are so old that she needs to keep her hands busy to avoid strangling you…..!

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Week-end Whoopee!!

Willi got home late, and his wife asked: “What excuse do you have this time?” “None!” “Oh? And you expect me to believe that?”

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