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Category Archives: Jokes
A boxer’s wife is awakened in the middle of the night. She can just make out a burglar in the darkness. She prods her husband and whispers: “Wake up, Joe, someone wants a private training session!”
“Tell me, how many beers do you down during the course of a day?” “Between ten and twenty.” “Goodness, I couldn’t even drink that much water.” “Nor could I!”
Thommy explained to his teacher: “I’m sorry, sir, I’ve only managed twenty lines of ‘I must keep quiet’. My pen squeaked so much while I was writing that my father shouted, ‘can’t you keep quiet?’
Although I read about the dangers of smoking almost daily I simply can’t give it up. What’s your advice? Give up reading!
A Swiss was asked whether he believed in heredity: “Of course, at least, that’s how I came by my money!”
I love telling jokes. But whenever I get started my wife picks up her knitting. Why would she do that? Probably because your jokes are so old that she needs to keep her hands busy to avoid strangling you…..!
Willi got home late, and his wife asked: “What excuse do you have this time?” “None!” “Oh? And you expect me to believe that?”