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Category Archives: Fun
A drunk was trying to open a lamp-post with his latch-key. In passing, a policeman muttered: “It’s unlikely that there’ll be anyone at home.” “Of course, there is,” the drunk replied, there’s a light on upstairs.
“Tell me, how many beers do you down during the course of a day?” “Between ten and twenty.” “Goodness, I couldn’t even drink that much water.” “Nor could I!”
Thommy explained to his teacher: “I’m sorry, sir, I’ve only managed twenty lines of ‘I must keep quiet’. My pen squeaked so much while I was writing that my father shouted, ‘can’t you keep quiet?’
I love telling jokes. But whenever I get started my wife picks up her knitting. Why would she do that? Probably because your jokes are so old that she needs to keep her hands busy to avoid strangling you…..!
One sunny morning, a little boy was looking at the flowers in the garden. Suddenly, a little bee came and sat on his nose. He was afraid that the bee might sting him. He stood very still. Then the bee … Continue reading
Toni was somewhat tipsy when he got home. “Freda,” he called to his wife in the bedroom, “start nagging, else I won’t be able to find my bed!”
Willi got home late, and his wife asked: “What excuse do you have this time?” “None!” “Oh? And you expect me to believe that?”