Week-end Whoopee!!

Tipping the Hat(WP)

At the final dinner of an international conference, an American delegate turned to the Chinese delegate sitting next to him, pointed to the soup and asked somewhat condescendingly, ‘Likee soupee?’
The Chinese gentlemen nodded eagerly.

A little later, it was ‘Likee fishee?’ and ‘Likee meatee?’ and ‘Likee fruitee?’ and always the response was an affable nod.

At the end of the dinner the chairman of the conference introduced the guest speaker of the evening: none other than the Chinese gentleman who delivered a penetrating, witty discourse in impeccable English, much to the astonishment of his American neighbour.

When the speech was over, the speaker turned to his neighbour and, with a mischievous twinkle in his eye, asked, ‘Likee speechee?’

 

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About Bushka

Retired! Enjoying the Autumn days of my life. A Joy to do nothing and then rest afterwards.
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6 Responses to Week-end Whoopee!!

  1. Gradmama2011 says:

    this is great…but likely to be true! There is always one of these buffoons in every tour group. The story first made me laugh…then cringe. I think I know that person… 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Rubbed it in nicelee

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